- store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
- me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
- store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
- me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
- store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
- me: /looks down at her captain america tee
- store guy: /happy seal-clapping
- me: oh my god we match
- store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
why does this exist and why is it on my dashboard
really does anyone have an explanation
I want your love And I want your revenge
I have no regrets making this
toys by Floggermeister www.floggermeister.com/
These are so artistic!
Afternoon Snack: From CNBC sports (and sometimes fast-food) reporter Darren Rovell, a big announcement via Twitter:
FIRST LOOK: Taco Bell launching Beefy Nacho Burrito on Wednesday: Nachos inside a burrito (99 cents)
This gratuitous one-upping of its own Doritos Locos Taco earns Taco Bell bragging rights for reaching the height of excess where tacos are concerned. But while the Beefy Nacho Burrito is still no match for Pizza Hut’s Crown Crust Carnival Pizza, at least it will be available stateside.
[uproxx]
Between this and the new sexy Lay’s potato chip commercial… America, I’m going to throw up.
To be completely honest, that looks amazing.
They totally got Hawkeye’s species wrong.
(Gifs aren’t mine, they’re nicked from around. You know how it goes.)
hawkeye as a cockatoo. *steeples fingers* yes excellent.
7ns:
Morphing Tom and Chris together will literally kill you
so yeh
Reminds me of Daniel Radcliffe
expressive peregrine falcons
(photos by sdwildgene)
Thespian falcon.
my feels
This is how captain Falcon learned the FALCON PUNCH!
NO…FREAKIN..WAY!
Woww!
Omg! I was missing my old Nintendo too
:OWant this
Is this real? I want one.
Not real yet, but soon my precious, Soon.
Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
I didn’t know that there was a movie coming out next month. But thank you for informing me.